Matenaer on AirThis Shouldn't be a Thing

The average elephant weighs between 8-9 thousand pounds and we here at Matenaer On Air Industries And Sock Puppet Refinery make a bold suggestion to you, local business owner: Don’t ever yell at an elephant. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to janesays@civicmedia.us and we might use it on the show! […]

If you live in Europe, have the costume and the talent, you might just win a contest that nobody asked to be a thing, ever. If you’re listening with headphones, we suggest you turn it down a little bit for this one. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to janesays@civicmedia.us and […]

Today’s TSBAT isn’t just a story to inform you, but to teach you a valuable lesson: If you go hiking off the beaten path, always go with another person and watch out for a huge boulder. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to janesays@civicmedia.us and we might use it on the […]

We’re not here to judge or give unsolicited advice, so here is some judgement and unsolicited advice: If you’re driving a truck with a quarter of a billion bees, maybe take those corners slowly to avoid a swarm. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to janesays@civicmedia.us and we might use it […]

If you’re a homeowner, you’re gonna find things on your lawn; kids toys from next door, dog toys from next door, you next door neighbor asleep in your backyard, but a guy in Norway never expected to find this on his property. And if you spot a thing that shouldn’t be, send it in to janesays@civicmedia.us and […]